ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
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Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
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Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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