When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
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I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
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My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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