Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
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We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
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Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.