if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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