My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
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Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
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She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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