so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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