make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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