I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
please don't ironically join a cult
Randomize
