Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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