Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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