I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
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A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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