Me. At least after what I've been through.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
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