handjob tips. give me some.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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