You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
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All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
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HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!