my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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