he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
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