best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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