Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
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why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
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My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
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