saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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