Non-Jews are for practice
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Also, beer. Big fan.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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