just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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