is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
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according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
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A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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