If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
