im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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