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I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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