Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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