So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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