Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
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we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
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I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Who died my cat blue again?
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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