My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
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just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
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Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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