Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
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He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
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Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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