If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
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She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
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Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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