Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
