It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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