we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
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Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
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Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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