Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
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