you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
wow bdsm is so cute
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
