Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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