...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
