Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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