If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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