They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
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bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
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Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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