As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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