You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Someone came in the potted fern
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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