happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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