That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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