Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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