soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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