she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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