No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
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my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
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Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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