Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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