you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
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either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
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I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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