In America we eat man semen.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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