I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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