I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
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I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
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Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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