In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
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I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
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Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
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Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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