he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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