I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs