letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldnâ€™t Be More Proud
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage