Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I look better un-naked...
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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